Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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