no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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