I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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