Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Shame is for Republicans.
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