How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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