scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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