im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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