She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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