Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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