One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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