is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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