woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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