We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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