I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
