I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
