me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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