I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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