You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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