And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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