one two three fourrrrnication!
I skipped work to stalk him.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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