Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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