just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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