wrigley field is MILF paradise
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
