We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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