Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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