She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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