I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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