he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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