On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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