I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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