perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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