on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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