so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Never underestimate the power of titties
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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