I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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