You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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