we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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