party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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