I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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