but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Girls should come with a carfax report
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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