how do flat chested girls get laid?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Terrible idea I love it
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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