Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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