no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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