Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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