Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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