Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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