is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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