What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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