Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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