no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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