The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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