I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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