is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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