So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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