sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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