next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
